Boat Oar

A camp whore.

Dude, do you see that girl surrounded by 17 guys?
Yeah, man.
She's totally a boat oar.

by XBubbaBossX September 4, 2011

Boat Show

When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.

Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."

by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013

boat boner

An engorged clitoral area.

The little man on the boat has a boat boner.

My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.

by The sailor August 1, 2013

boat prop

When a man named gene get on a large man's schween and spins for joy

Ryan gave gene the boat prop

by The leger February 18, 2016

boat knob

Similar to a turtle head, a boat knob is a small piece of poo, that has emerged from the anus, while the rest of said poo is still submerged inside the rectum.

Bogan 1: Oi where's the dunny cunt I got a boat knob hangin out.
Bogan 2: Down the hall and to the right you filthy cunt.

by Crumbed Cutlets March 31, 2016

boat douche

The type that makes all kinds of boat friends and always has hot chicks on their boat to make themselves look better to other people and their personality completely changes because of it

Ever since that dork John bought his boat he’s turned into a complete boat douche!!

by Tellsithowitis July 14, 2018

boat lice

Women loitering around a dock, hoping to get on a boat. Likely scantily clad, possibly drunk, accessorized with wine bottles, have already taken off their stilettos, will say anything, and unlikely to buy their own drinks. Still - remember: No means No. #MeToo

Watch out for boat lice when you dock at the pier for happy hour.

by Hammervision August 4, 2018