baked brotato

when your bro is really baked!!!

Pass that bowl baked brotato

by moshjalone August 29, 2014

Baked sale

Similar to a bake sale, a baked sale adds the final touch to all the baked goods to ensure a phenomenal high!

"Hey tommy did you go to the baked sale?"
"Yeah I did, you would not believe how high those cookies made me"

by A-wake January 15, 2015

Baked Spaghetti

An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen

1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?

- Of course

2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?

- Baked spaghetti

by Morehungthanrobinwilliams May 11, 2015

Baked Cake

A fat ass that has been smacked to a red hot perfection.

"Damn Daniel, she had baked cake after I was done with her last night!"

by Ash Catchnun September 19, 2016

BAKEDOWN

BakeDown:
Bekdaun/
Verb: bakedown;

When BASIC is broken down to a cellular evolutionary level.

synonyms:HighThoughts; More
tabby, ginger tom, tortoiseshell, marmalade

informal
a malicious or spiteful woman.

verb: bakedown; 3rd person present: bakedown; past tense: bakedown; past participle: bakedown; gerund or present participle: bakedown

Origin
Old English Baketh-Downthe,of Germanic origin; related to Dutch Bakdaun and German Bekdonzer ; reinforced in Middle English by forms from late Latin Bakelitus-Downus .

"The number one bakedown today." ; Internet podcast

by bakedown April 21, 2018

baked squared

When you are beyond baked and no longer yourself and start doing random stuff like jamming out to the hokey pokey.

Person A: Bruh you was baked squared last night.

Person B: Why do you say that?

Person A: You was trying to swim on the floor at 2 am.

by Mehoku February 28, 2018

Beaned

The act of throwing a can of Bush Beans at such a high velocity, that it shatters a human skull.

Dude, I just Beaned someone in Hitman!

by General Canobi July 22, 2019