A battle wagon is any type of makeshift vehicle that is epic enough to be titled as such. The more epic a battle wagon is, the more likely it is to be spelled with all caps. In order for it to be a true battle wagon, the operator or rider of the makeshift vehicle must yell, "BATTLE WAGON!!!" at the top of his/her lungs while it is in motion. Although most battle wagons are ill-considered for actual battle, the mere battle cry of the battle wagon is enough to cause the foes of its rider to quake in terror.
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Best played in urinals, battle piss is similar to battle shits. Two, three, or even four contenders load up their bladders, and release their powerful streams against the back of the urinal. whoever pisses the loudest, whether a player vote, or judge vote, wins.
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Get the battle manatee mug.Biggest douchebag you can find in the videogame Team Fortress 2. A player that uses the MEDIC character to battle and NOT heal you, not even a single bit. Usually so stubborn that even if they're not engaged in battle, they won't save you from burning alive.
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