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battle wagon

A battle wagon is any type of makeshift vehicle that is epic enough to be titled as such. The more epic a battle wagon is, the more likely it is to be spelled with all caps. In order for it to be a true battle wagon, the operator or rider of the makeshift vehicle must yell, "BATTLE WAGON!!!" at the top of his/her lungs while it is in motion. Although most battle wagons are ill-considered for actual battle, the mere battle cry of the battle wagon is enough to cause the foes of its rider to quake in terror.
Jenn: What are you guys doing?!
Josh: BATTLE WAGON!!!
by KennyB23 April 29, 2010
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battle-shit

A conflict between two or more dudes in adjacent stalls. Each participant attempts to make their epic shit audible to the dude sitting next to him.
"I battle-shitted the guy in the stall next to me. It was an epic win."
by Dredge2 November 26, 2007
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Battle Piss

Best played in urinals, battle piss is similar to battle shits. Two, three, or even four contenders load up their bladders, and release their powerful streams against the back of the urinal. whoever pisses the loudest, whether a player vote, or judge vote, wins.
Me and jimmy played battle piss, but his stream was so loud, people outside the bathroom heard it.
by 123456POKEMON February 20, 2009
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battle pig

a big fat women on a motorcycle, or just a fat women in general.
by Rodney Lamp July 6, 2006
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Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)
This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.
by Light Joker June 6, 2005
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battle manatee

A manatee with spiked battle armor ready to kill AAAALLLLLL!
a battle manatee is a manatee in a bloody dooom jousting compotition
by lizard0004 February 6, 2008
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Battle Medic

Biggest douchebag you can find in the videogame Team Fortress 2. A player that uses the MEDIC character to battle and NOT heal you, not even a single bit. Usually so stubborn that even if they're not engaged in battle, they won't save you from burning alive.
"I can't heal you. I'm a battle MEDIC. What are you, stupid?"
by AfricanJezus May 6, 2009
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