car battery

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)

by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023

battery sniffing

Its healthy

Eat salad battery sniffing

by Battery sniffer 420 November 25, 2021

Battery buddy

Someone in Titanfall 2 who will give a battery to a teammate, rather than taking it for themselves. These are the most generous people in the whole game, and are awarded in accordance. The only person better would be an Omega Battery Buddy, who is someone that will give you a constant supply of batteries, usually using their boost, while you are in a titan.

1: God, my titan is such low health, I'm done for sure!
2: Nah, its fine dude, I've got a battery for you.
1: Wow, what a true battery buddy

*Battery Buddy is awarded with his own Titan*

by Vinman7122 June 2, 2018

flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery

Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!

by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022

Baghdad battery

When one partner lays on the floor while the other partner squats over their head. As they take their stance, the "bottom" partner then tases the "top" partner right in the butthole.

While the power was off last night, we decided to lighten the mood with a good 'ol fashion Baghdad battery!

by NoMoreShabuShabu May 13, 2023

Battery

A device containing an electric cell or a series of electric cells storing energy that can be converted into electrical power, (In Simple words) An Object That Powers Many Devices, Such As, Toys, Remotes, Controllers, etc.

I Put A Battery In A Remote For It Turn On And Change Channels

by 86ft97 September 27, 2022

Droppin Batteries

When you're holding Batteries and you drop them.
It is frowned upon in most cultures.

Girl 1: Holy shit! Dante is droppin Batteries!!
Girl 2: Fuck! That is so frowned upon.

by Dontdropthebatteriesyouwhore April 13, 2011