Bank Goggles

Somewhat similar to "Beer Goggles", a common ailment in which one's over consumption of alcohol makes it appear as if said victim's bank account is several times larger than reality. Victim is prone to suicide and/or vehicular reposession/eviction shortly thereafter.

"No way Scott - you aren't paying for all of us... take your Bank Goggles off."
"Oh, bullshit!", he yelled as he picked himself up off the bar floor. "Let me pick up the tab - we've had bottle service for 9 hours, so I can't really do the math right now. Hell, it's only $3800, who cares! Pfffft. Bag Nozzles! Whatever."

by FlashGibby March 10, 2009

Wank in the bank

To masturbate prior to a date where you are pretty sure you will get a shag. Having already ejaculated some hours before, the shag lasts its maxmum time

Anne was hot, good job I had a wank in the bank or I would have blown my load before she even got her knickers off

by Slipstream222 August 11, 2008

spank bank

Noun. A zoo of images one creates in his or her mind in order to be withdrawn at a later date to be used as assisistance while pounding one out. The bank is only temporary storage and is inferior in many ways to the cellular phone camera.

See mental picture.

Damn I hope the spank bank is open on sundays because I'm makin' a deposit!

by kjcw September 25, 2006

Lloyd Banks

A member of G-Unit.
Got shot 2 times, had to run himself to the hospital and got hit by a car on the way.
Good rapper.

Lloyd Banks drops that ill shit.

by nyne mil November 29, 2003

tryra banks

A way to tell people not to test your paitience, like the phrase ‘don’t try me’ combining it wish famous model Tyra banks

“Oo girl you’re getting in my last nerve,if I were you I wouldn’t tryra Banks it!”

by Sistermya November 30, 2017

bank fish

An undesirable fish that you leave on the bank to die.

Al: "Looks like I caught another mudcat"
Willy: "Are you gonna keep it?"
Al: "No, it's just a bank fish, they taste like shit."

by Wacky Willy June 10, 2016

Bank-xiety

A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease about something you know your bank is up to.

Effie: how are you feeling today Frankie?

Frankie: I feel like I have bank-xiety Effie! I think I need to swap banks.

by JLonny March 13, 2019