axel

mexicant who needs to realize how lucky he is to be able to talk to people like rida. sped in most people’s opinions

stop being such an axel

by personthatknowsitall August 14, 2019

belly-ache axtell

An extremely poisonous plant, indigenous to new england. Most parts of the plant are commonly smoked or chewed as a halucinage. While unpleasant, this is generally safe with the exception of one part of the plant. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INGEST THE TWIG OF A BELLY-ACHE AXTELL, PUTTING THE TWIG IN YOUR MOUTH WILL RESULT IN EXTREME CASES OF HERPES AND GONHORREA.

Jesus christ olga, get that belly-ache axtell out of your mouth....don't you know what could happen?

by Major Johnson April 11, 2005

phil anselmo

Phil Anselmo is a total burnout and a huge asshole. He used to be in an awesome band called Pantera, but he left that band in 2001 to form a stupid hardcore punk band called Superjoint Ritual.

Phil Anselmo, Phil, Philip, Pantera, Down

by Maarkus April 16, 2007

aselfportrait

1) The perfect male; flawless.
2) A guy who can turn a frown upside down. One who never fails to put you in a good mood.
3) A horny, yet respectful male.
4) Extremely good looking. See eye candy
5) Loving; VERY loving, no matter what.

1) You're okay, but you'll never be like aselfportrait.
2) Feeling down? You need aselfportrait.
3) Aselfportrait makes me hard.. I mean.. ermm.
4) I wish I looked like aselfportrait.
5) I need aselfportrait in my life.

by Xandra April 17, 2005

Assel

An assel is a tassel spun or twirled by a performer on their behind. Not to be confused with a 'tassel' commonly used by burlesque performers on their breasts. 'Ass' + 'Tassel' + 'Assel'.

Did you see that? They were spinning their assels so fast I thought they were going to take off.

by M. Finnishescki April 18, 2014

axel

Verb, to start something and never finish. Based on Axel Rose's inability to finish the "new" Guns 'n Roses album.

John's axeled his master's thesis for 6 years!

by Eileen Powers July 8, 2007

axel rose

Axel Rose is a stupid James Hettfield wanna be!!!!! He should be chocked to death with his own dredlocks!!! Oh and is that a receeding hair line i see?!?!?!?!?!?

Axel rose sucks or dose he blow?!?!?!

by tgkhfhjde March 21, 2008