Axel

Axel is a man with brown hair who goes to the gym to hide his troubles. He only benches 60, but he is trying his best. Axel also spent his youth bullying children for listening to audiobooks on their way to school. He loves Rainbow Six Siege and Clash Royale, he is deeply racist, and homophobic

I think Axel is too racist
Me too

by Fridge on the bridge July 29, 2025

axel

an s tier parasocial twitch viewer who syncs up his eu sleep schedule with female na streamers in order to follow them around religiously in hopes to become their boyfriend

“that guy sure has some axel lavi in him!”

by balboachaldoa January 24, 2025

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Axel

Cute, funny, and hot as hell. Always looks and smells good. Most likely goes by the name of “Tragedy” and is arguably the greatest guitar player on the planet.

“Oh my fucking god… Axel is so hot!”

by alysssaa:) November 22, 2021

Axel

Cute, Handsome, and sexy as fuck. Literally so fucking sexy, you will have a stroke. Might go by the name of “Tragedy” and is for sure one of the greatest guitar players alive.

“Oh my fucking god… Axel is so hot!”

by alysssaa:) November 22, 2021

Axel

Axel may come across as a nice boy, but once he has even a taste of alcohol is a pest. Axel can come across as one of the boys, but as soon as he is around his girl he isn’t the same guy. Axel is a simp

Axel is a simp

by Allyzzzz November 22, 2021

Axel

A professional shitposter

Everybody wants to be axel

by adler_hidolf November 22, 2021