Assangeaphobia

Fear of getting fired for leaking information to the media. Conversely, fear that one's own employees might be unafraid to blow the whistle. espionage media mafia leaks information warfare omerta

Assangeaphobia is keeping my homies in Cupertino and Langley awfully quiet these days.

by mshaler September 15, 2012

Assanine

Ass-a-nine:
When a girl has smokin body and nice butt

Friend: "did you see that girl"
Me: "oh ya, I would definitely give her an assanine"

by That-One-Kid March 6, 2014

Absmano

He's not a furry, he claims to be a furry.

Hey Absmano! Wanna gd play to some what an when?

by Absabsman October 18, 2020

Assange

To engage in coitus using a condom, and to then openly leak into your partner once that condom has broken.

Everything was going well until I was imprudently assanged.

by Dr.Transparent December 15, 2010

assmonkey

1. the species of primate that swing from the canopy of your asshairs and eat dingleberries.

2.A fag.

3. A dumbass.

1. rob:Yo tom, can you have crabs in your asshairs? cuz my ass itches.
tom: maybe you have a troop of assmonkeys down there.
rob: ?

by luis.... October 14, 2008

Assange

(v). To open a drink.

"Here, let me assange that beer for you."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To function correctly.

"It's so damn hot and my air conditioner won't assange."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012