Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
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The salty Asher could punch you or kick you in the shins. This is from personal experience.
The sweet Asher will care for you and he's very sporty, also like the salty Asher.
Make sure to keep your friends close (a.k.a the sweet Asher) but to keep your enemies closer (the salty Asher.)
The salty Asher could punch you or kick you in the shins. This is from personal experience.
The sweet Asher will care for you and he's very sporty, also like the salty Asher.
Make sure to keep your friends close (a.k.a the sweet Asher) but to keep your enemies closer (the salty Asher.)
Sweet Asher: "Omg! That Asher guy is so charming!"
Salty Asher: "Ugh, that Asher guy also kicked me to the ground this morning."
Salty Asher: "Ugh, that Asher guy also kicked me to the ground this morning."
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