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this is the name of a polish man who enjoys beating his dog. he hails from a distant land called derka derkistan, where he is accompanied by his two child wives. quick to itrritate, yet always there. Asher spiros love to be grand, yet there is always a piece of him online. however when he sleep, he sleeps deep, unable to be awoken. but if he is, he will start your bizzare adventure. during this adventure he will run low on funds, thats when he switches to criminality. but if he caught during criminality, he could be shot in his bloodline.
by derkaepstein December 19, 2025
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