Angry Edward

After a day of hard drinking and no thinking you throw peoples stuff off a boat. Lost forever Usually resulting in an Amazon purchase for an apology

After a hard day drinking on the boat, doing dunkaroos and shots, one of my boys pulled an Angry Edward and threw slides in the river. Never to be seen again.

by spideyskin June 1, 2021

angry boi

Angry guys who get butthurt when cute girls reject em.
They like to bully short girls.

char: frick mi poosi up, angry boi uwu~
angry boi: mi boiss. lessgoo. we hump this bitch!!

by kiwiken July 13, 2021

Angry one-eyed pirate

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

angroid

A person who is irrationally opposed to owning, operating, or even looking at content displayed on a handheld device; based entirely on the operating system in use by said device.

Such a person may go out-of-their-way to show everyone around that they don't know how to do ordinary things on said device, such as opening an app or scrolling content; believing that doing so affords them some form of cred.

"Hey Dave, -how are your home renovations going?"
"Awesome! Here, I've been taking pics as I go."
"How the hell do I scroll photos? I can't make sense of this damn thing."
"Exactly the same way as you're used to, Carl. You're such an angroid."

by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere February 15, 2023

Angratisgermanisphobic

Fear of nice people speaking German to you but very angrily

I am angratisgermanisphobic so when my German grandparents get mad I panic

by TheEnglishDictionary July 17, 2023

Angry Bailiff

When you’re fucking a girl that owes you money, you tie her to the bed, duck her hard then Cummins on her eyes so she can’t see… grab her purse and run, and never look back.

You know that Shannon Grange that wouldn’t pay me back that £500 yeh, well last night I went to hers and ‘angry bailiffed’ her. Ha. silly cunt.

by Feistyleelover September 1, 2023

Saint Angry

1. Being more than just angry.

Ryan Leaf was Saint Angry when that reporter asked him a question.

by RyanLeaf4-6 May 5, 2009