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Federal Emergency Management Agency

An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.
The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.
by jesster79 September 27, 2005
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Agent. Q

A self-indulgent man in his mid twenties who suffers from dillusions of grandeur, paranoia and erectile dysfunction. A masochist by nature, Agent. Q is most well known for his stature in the MMORPG, City of Heroes, where he leads a mature role playing Super Group named the Anointed Brotherhood, who reside on the Infinity server. His most defining characteristic, however, is his libido. Moreover, the fact that he drove over 800 miles in order to have sexual intercourse and receive fellatio from a 16-year old Asian girl named Crystal, likely due to his latent pedophilia.

A self-declared dictator, Agent. Q has compared himself to numerous fascist leaders such as Stalin, Mussolini and Hitler on several occasions and has taken it upon himself to restore the Nazi regime to its rightful place in society.

Also see: Pedophile
"Look lively, Jon, Agent. Q is coming this way!"
by Samuel Mykolo July 11, 2007
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Secret Agent

1. A sneaky person who works for some kind of organisation without others knowing.

2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.

Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)
"you wanna smoke a joint man"

"Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here"

"Don't worry, I made a secret agent"
by 4Days May 27, 2006
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Gay Agenda

A conspiracy theorists lame idea that all gays are out to get straights and convert them. Unfortunately all the gay agenda really is, is a program to promote understanding of homosexuality. Or as to put it by 1 gay man like myself TO BE LEFT ALONE. Christians obsess on the gay agenda constantly
did you hear about the gay agendas plans to take over washington? OMG if that happens we'll all have to fuck men.
by D November 21, 2003
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Agendize

Preparing, both mentally and physically, to create an agenda.
"Our meeting is in 30 minutes, I need to Agendize"
by Power Knot January 12, 2012
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agent911

A noun often used to represent a total screw-up in a very funny manner. Usually it is used in conjunction with farmer slangs. Can also be used as an adjective.
You really agent911 that up, you cock bite.
by Anonymous June 7, 2003
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agendist

...a term commonly used to refer to someone who is promoting a political, economic or social "agenda." This term in contermporary internet use has come to mean persons who support a political or social belief, addressed as an "agenda." It is similar in use to the term Kool-Aid drinker, originally popularized by talkshow host Bill O'Reilly.
Radicals are trying to force GAY MARRIAGE down our throats, they are homosexual agendists!!!
by Kellerman November 4, 2006
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