Ian

A very smart and intelligent person

Normally ians are "nerds"
They are very funny and humble

But when they get pissed off they take it on everyone

This guy looks like an ian

by Baguvic April 14, 2020

Ian

He is a short athletic kid only wears champion and sports clothes stupid funny cute 🥰 but short most girls like him but can’t see him 🤏🏿 Overall he’s a cutie and a keeper but super short you have to use a microscope to see him

Ian is a cutie but short, I can’t see him 😿.

by Andres Michael and Ben March 2, 2020

Ian

Lengthy ass mother fucker, pizza face looking like a fucking inverted oompaloompa. Basically the human embodiment of pizza crust with half a pepperoni on it.

Girl 1: *puking
Girl 2: Saw Ian?
Girl 1 as she is puking: ya

by It’s Ian January 28, 2018

Ian

A gay kid who flashes is pp and is gay and will piss you off every day and has anger management problems

Hey is that Ian

Yeah
Oh he looks very gay

by Wpekekndnfjfkemandnfnfn April 24, 2019

ian

the conjunction of i and ain’t . ( eye-an )

Brea “ coach D said we got practice tomorrow. “
Shauna “ i don’t care ian going i already had plans. “

by a bitch named trish September 21, 2019

Ian

Ian’s are one of the best people that you’ll ever meet. They’re kind, sweet and sometimes mean to their gamer girlfriends. They do some stupid things that they regret but it’s ok cause someone still loves him. Ian’s are God’s and have a good sense of humor;) they’re very handsome as well:) you can’t go wrong with an Ian and they will always be there for you:) they also love their execute 66 and Star Wars as well!

“Who’s that guapo lil boii sitting there?”

“Now that’s ian, sorry but you don’t have a chance with him”

“I think I probably knew that by now, rip”

by EeVEe777 January 22, 2018

Ian

An Ian, is a middle-aged, celibate (although not through choice), jobsworth cunt-muscle who has a model train set in his loft; that even his wife hates.

“Bet that ticket inspector Ian bragged to his disabled wife about moving us from First Class. What a cunt!”

by weclosedthedealjimmy👍🏻 August 30, 2019