A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.
by TheShrewd October 20, 2020
Get the Amazon Peacockmug. When you've been buying all your stuff on Amazon and you forget where to find it in the actual store.
"Excuse me, I have Amazon Amnesia, where can I find the toilet paper? My Amazon subscribe and save isn't here yet and I'm all out."
by kwyjibo1 July 30, 2017
Get the Amazon Amnesiamug. by Davo919181 September 19, 2025
Get the Amazon Crimemug. Person 1: yeah I’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on black friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic
by independent business owners November 20, 2020
Get the amazon basicmug. (noun.): A highly trained keyboard warrior who spends more time gearing up on Amazon than actually training—rocking the latest tactical vest, night vision, and gas mask… all for a high-stakes mission to the mailbox. 🚀📦💀
Kyle is what you would call an Amazon Operator. He has the coolest and latest tacticool gear available on amazon prime shipping. He's ready to invade a small country by himself. He's ready for WW3 or stand up to a tyrannical government. Only issue is...he doesn't know how to use any of his gear besides how to wear it.
by CozmicTaco February 15, 2025
Get the Amazon Operatormug. A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.
Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.
by shitz96815 November 25, 2019
Get the amazon whoremug.