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Alyssa

The kinda girl that loves blood and would do anything to rip ur stomac out
Alyssa. Loves blood
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Alyssa

A girl that is always mad or sad. Always trying to fight someone. Always having beef with everyone. Sleeps through every class.
Alyssa is always asleep.
by Urfavwhitebitch July 3, 2017
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Alyssa

A three-legged, retarded, baby hippo who says awkward things at inappropriate times.
Oh Alyssa, you and your pootenanny and shennanigans
by pootennannyier November 28, 2010
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Alyssa

Actual Spawn of satan. Generally abusive in most ways. Often seductive an rude. Into BDSM. Will try to convert you to her ass eating ways
Stay away from her, she's an Alyssa
by Haroldthellama December 16, 2017
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Alyssa

A selfish bitch. One who will lie to your face to your friends and to anybody else as long as she thinks its in her interest. May be attractive but watch out for her. Shes an awful friend and will most definitely screw you over for a guy if given the opportunity. Without a doubt shes going to end up miserable because she will never learn her lesson. Alyssa doesnt think bout anybody but her self. Shes generally lazy too. and fat.
That bitch is crazy, her names Alyssa.

You keep lying to me like that red faced alyssa girl.
by noble1234 February 23, 2010
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Alyssa

A thot that tries to act innocent. She loves dick and will seek it out. She tries her best to be cute, but really she's just dtf at any time.
Guy 1: "I got rejected again man."
Guy 2: "Just ask Alyssa."
Guy 1: "Bet."
by A Fuckboy in Time April 13, 2019
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Alyssa

A small chested girl who dating so many people even big or small (Lol) and is dating someone online

"What a weirdo squido"
"At least ur not alyssa,small or flat"
by DynoMain November 13, 2018
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