I-dance-alone

A lumbering oaf who goes to a club to dance by himself even when hot girls are wanting to dance with him.

Billy: Dude, that hot chick wanted to dance with you!
Kage: Sorry The Bill, I-dance-alone

by Billy Bee February 7, 2007

stand alone

Caused when someone you're with gets in a stop and chat, leaving you stood slightly away on your own, and very very bored. As painful as the stop and chat itself.

Bill: Me n Ben were in town earlier, he had a stop and chat with some gimp he works with and the fucker left me in a stand alone.
Bob: What a cunt.

by dcgate February 5, 2007

Aloe

Using a better alternative than lotion to masterbate.

Oh god the Aloe lasted so much longer than the generic lotion last night.

by Danny Jean February 7, 2005

alone time

a time where a couple is alone and completely free to explore their sexual fantisies without having to worry about being interrupted!

I can't wait till everyone is gone, and we can have alone time!

by LVcouple March 17, 2011

aloe verga

Aloe is a rich emollient derived from the "aloe vera" plant that soothes and mosturizes with the consistency of seminal fluid or cum. Aloe farms are prevalent in the deep South Texas area. Verga of course is a Mexican word that is synonymous with cock ,dick or penis as it exisits in a volatile manner. Therefore aloe verga is a synonym for jizz or splooge.

Gary: "Holy shit Alex did you see the sunburn on that skeezers face"?
Alex: " Man Gary, that's nothing that a dose of my Aloe Verga couldn't cure."

by Gary T. Meyer June 13, 2008

Full Speed Alone

To administer hand relief to one's self at a furious, breakneck pace.

"Don't go into Dave's room for a bit, he's having another FULL SPEED ALONE".

by Lukester April 4, 2005

aloneville

being in your own little place where you can get away from people.

layter, I'm going to aloneville

by SlipknitSlavE555 December 24, 2003