motivation alcohol

Alcohol that you acquire throughout your work day, preferably delivered to you, that will be ready to drink the second you are home from or done work.

Ah man I have so much work to do... I'll order some motivation alcohol and see if that helps me get stuff done.

motivation alcohol by edgar is the one in the hole July 21, 2020

National Alcohol Day 

October 22 get shmacked day

boy 1: let’s drink on october 22

boy 2: why?

boy1 : it’s national alcohol day

National Alcohol Day by dkerkeieev October 22, 2020

Desta Alcohol Factory 

Best thing in the world.

damn mike is really Desta alcohol factory

Desta Alcohol Factory by shmexy angelo June 28, 2022

Rented Alcohol 

That subpar quality alcohol you get from 7/11 that comes in a plastic container.

Bro, Shadow got some rented alcohol. It's cap.

Rented Alcohol by acrossvb May 30, 2023

Medical Alcohol 

Alcohol that is consumed to treat a "medical condition" such as anxiety, difficulty sleeping, shyness, or restlessness.

I couldn't fall asleep last night so I had some medical alcohol - a few shots of vodka did the trick!

Medical Alcohol by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

refined alcohol

A portable tabletop alcohol appliance that instantly refines the savoriness of wine and spirits without diluting the alcohol, or compromising the ABV. Refined alcohol makes inexpensive wines or spirits taste like top-shelf.

"I refined alcohol using a new barware appliance to reduce the burn and smooth the finish. It was a superior drinking experience."

"Why settle for mediocrity when you can make every tasting session extraordinary by refining your alcohol and experience"

refined alcohol by Collide Refining Tower October 20, 2023

Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD) 

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.

Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.

Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD) by yoos July 23, 2024