Alarial

Used to refer to the deity worshiped by the Faith of Alarial. His followers have now spread throughout the universe and He is widely regarded as the most benevolent and kind deity. Followers of the Faith of Alarial are not required to provide any monetary compensation, only be available for nomming and/or sacrificing. Those interested in joining the Faith of Alarial need only ask around, you are sure to find a follower near you.

1. We offer this sacrifice to you, oh great Alarial, that you might not visit your wrath upon our asses this night.

2. "Hey, are you an Alarialian?" "How could I not be!? Alarial is the greatest thing since the creation of light!"

by AlarialRockz May 3, 2009

silent alarm

When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.

My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.

by Oz October 10, 2003

Oklahoma Alarm Clock

A cruel joke in which you wake up your friend (or any individual) by hitting him repeatedly in the face with your dong.

Dude 1- "what an awful start to the morning"
Dude 2- "what happened to you?"
Dude 1- "Derek decided it would be funny to wake me up with his Oklahoma Alarm Clock"

by Power Snarf April 12, 2010

Big alarm

A codename used for someone (usually a woman/girl) who has a big ass, hence BIG alarm..,,

When you see a nice girl with a big butt you say to friends : Ooohh Big Alarm is here

Jonas: Look on my left, Big Alarm
Aleks: Mmmm it's so big!

by relaxo June 2, 2005

german alarm clock

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.

The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.

by DoTtEdT December 9, 2008

alary

Just your average white girl. Living the Pumpkin Spice dream. She strives to be different but falls short and settles back into her Ugg boots sipping a Chai. She dreams of finding a dreamy character from a fictional show, and hopes to copulate with him/her as well.

In essence, Alary is a bichin bitch who love bitches, and bitches about bitches like a lil bitch.

Creative, cliche, catty.

The end.

"Who is that bad bitch over there?"

"The One with the Hair?"

"Yea"

"Oh that's Alary"

"Damn, I'd Smash"

by magentamirage September 28, 2014

Allahu Akbar

What terrorists say before they blow up

Terrorist: ALLAHU AKBAR *blows up concert arena*

by LitttlK April 11, 2019