He is a very sexyyyyyyy man, he has a penis as big as the Solar System, if you have Ahmed as a boyfriend your soo lucky, he is rich and is my sugar daddy, He has xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxLLLLLL condoms that fit him perfectly
Ahmed has a big cock
by Ahmeds girlfriend February 20, 2022

by Xavier Ahmed Lucas September 19, 2021

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.
"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed 🌹 ! everyone needs their ahmed 🌹 in life!
"I met my ahmed 🌹 ! everyone needs their ahmed 🌹 in life!
by alicantsleep March 16, 2024

Someone who is very affectionate towards cats however can't own any coz he gets pink eye if hes near cats. Love to commit terrorist acts. Son of sadaam hussein. Gets alot of pussy tho.
by Shxhdiwh February 28, 2020

that ahmed guy is a total loser
by fatalbert4535 January 31, 2022

by Ahmed the sexy November 16, 2020

The absolute sexiest man to ever exist. Both genders love him and anyone named Ahmed is immediately thinks I want to marry him. He is also one of the funniest men alive.
by mrkle March 10, 2021
