Secret Agent

A person employed by a foreign government or organization who is sent to secretly obtain and steal information while remaining undetected.

The police officer was discovered to be a secret agent who had remained undetected for months and was going to try to infiltrate the FBI.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

Double agent

Double agent is the guy you don’t want to leave your 2 year old around. Although he looks like a genuine guy there is something darker under his pedo mustache and shaggy long hair. He has an obsession with male genitalia and will do anything to get his hands on your cherries. He will also go to extreme lengths to fill you up with laxatives just so he can film you while your ass explodes on the toilet. If you spend a night with a double agent it is very likely that you have been left a note saying the condom broke along with multiple male genitalia drawings on your face. He is usually found in his natural habitat around the yellow bin out the front of your house waiting for a red head to walk past so he can enslave him for picking lemons. These lemons can usually be found with caleb nowland at the Aus open

Girl 1 - omg I met a double agent last night

Girl 2 - omg no way he must be so good

(At the end of the day)
Girl 1 - ( realizes the drawings on her face and reads note)

Also Girl 1- ( cant get off toilet becuase if the high strength laxatives)

by Triple agent January 18, 2020

whos' your travel agent?

who did you get the 'drugs' from? (or not)

used when one is acting crazy, irrational (used by jack webb on drug 'dragnet' (blue boy?) 1967)

a suggestion that one might be "tripping" or high on something

guy going 'wild': whos' your travel agent?

woman seriously pms-ing: whos' your travel agent?

snide remark by 'straight', 'case-hardened' conservative:

whos' your travel agent?

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

oh man, check out "special agent big smoke"

a line from GTA San Andreas

big smoke: CAP YOUR ASS
big smoke: AND YOUR ASS
big smoke: YOU WANT SOME, TOO?
big smoke: ICE COLD BABY
big smoke: I KNEW I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
CJ: oh man, check out "special agent big smoke"

by godEn0moto January 2, 2020

secret agent

Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.

Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.

by Lord 13yr0n March 26, 2008

AgentAnge

1. A secret angent in his mind and a file clerk by day. 2. Someone with a lot of time on his hands to play that much halo. 3. Born vertically challanged.

AgentAnge was here and he owned everyone online.

by Dr3dge23 August 19, 2009

ramp agent

A person who works on the ramp of an airport, specifically for an airline or 3rd party vendor (ex. Southwest, Delta, United, etc.)

Kid: Hey look dad, that guy is loading bags onto this plane what is his job called

Dad: he is a ramp agent/baggage handler/pitchbitch like me

by Phx_ramper January 2, 2018