Academic Blowjob

The act of stroking your professor's ego as if you were stroking his or her genitalia with your tongue.

Girl #1: Do you think I'd be kissing too much ass if I were to quote our professor in a paper for this class?

Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention

Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob

by crewchicky915 July 26, 2010

academic walk of shame

when you walk into class wearing the same clothes as the day before, evidently having spent the night cramming

cat was wearing that shirt when i left the library last night at 1am, typical academic walk of shame...

by mamothman October 13, 2010

academic flirting

when someone uses academics to flirt with others via text, email, or personal contact

i.e. asking obvious questions about homework, using schoolwork as an excuse to hang out etc; typically academic flirting occurs between an awkward boy with an attractive girl group member/classmate

by oliw April 17, 2011

Academic Whiplash

A mind-numbing condition resulting from a severe and/or unexpected increase in academic responsibilities, usually occurring near or around the end of an academic term.

Friend 1: Hey man, are you doing ok?

Friend 2: Nah, man. I have the worst academic whiplash, finals are killing me.

by spyroman January 3, 2014

academic booty call

When you hit up someone you barely know late at night and you're only looking for one thing: homework help.

This is due in six hours and I'm getting desperate...I think it's time for an academic booty call. "Heyyyyy this is Jenny from English class, have you started the project?"

by beaniemorton April 12, 2014

Quest Academy

A malicious place of punishment which disregards the rights of those forced to attend its torturous service, often described by its veteran ‘students’ (prisoners) as a cruel, hellish environment. This distopia is run by a 6’3” nonce who enjoys bathing in luxurious European oils in his basement, which is crammed with the abused carcasses of infants under 18 months, during the weeks of vacation from the school

“Yo, Timothy, do you have basic rights, enjoy your life and want to stay alive?”
“Naah, fam, man goes Quest Academy”
“Say no more, G 😑”

by Andy Crofts November 18, 2018

HOPE ACADEMY

Full of crack heads and meth heads. Be scared of the stabbers because they will shank you up init fam. Most teachers are bent. Don't go there or you will die!

My friend: Have you heard of HOPE ACADEMY

Me: yes it is full of crack heads and units

by Ding dong the dick heads gone December 14, 2019