Sober as a dog

To be absolutely pissed out of your face

Has tony been drinking?
Dude, hes sober as a dog

by Tony Stonehouse June 29, 2008

labored as a soldier

the state of being achieved by smoking bud (usually a nice, fat blunt) after already being belligerently drunk. awesome feeling, may result in vomiting

if you drink before you smoke, you will get labored as a soldier

by parcheesi87 October 5, 2009

Straight As a Mountain Pass

The ultimate definition of a simile. This statement puts a humorous spin on describing a Homosexual.

Associtate 1: "You see that girl in the Cafe has a mohawk now?"

Associate 2: "That's a chick?"

Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"

Associate 2: "Gothcha."

by King CJK December 13, 2010

asalamalakum

Islamic/Muslim greeting meaning "peace be on to you". Answered with Alaikum Salaam meaning "And on to you be peace".

Guy: Asalamalakum
Guy #2: Alaikum Salaam my brother

by Heavtastic January 11, 2017

High as a kite

Phrase meaning your high as hell.

Man im high as a kite.

by sToNeD January 12, 2005

Straight as a circle

"Straight as a circle" is the meaning "your/im gay"

He's deffinetly gay. Yeah Georgenotfound is straight as a circle

by IvaNotFound March 8, 2021

dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004