A - Z of Apocalypses

So many to choose from! One is bound to come true.
A – Ape Uprising
B – Black Hole
C – Collision
D – Dinosaurs Return
E – Everyone Dissapears
F – Food Fights Back
G – Gravity Fails
H – Hollacaust Again
I – Insect Overlords
J – Jesus Returns
K – Killer Bees
L – Lemming Syndrome
M – Machine War
N – Nuke
O – Ovary Expiration
P – Pandemic
Q – Quake
R – Rapture
S – Solar Flare
T – Triffids
U – UFO Strike
V – Volcanos
W – Water World
X – Xenophobia
Y – You’re in teh Matrix
Z – Zombies

When Bob bought his Big Mac at Mcdonalds, he was surpised when he went to take a bite, it took a bite of him. The end. (of the world) (Food fights back, from F, "A - Z of Apocalypses"

by .:Stormie:. October 16, 2009

apostro-fail

-n- an incident involving the incorrect usage of an apostrophe. Normally occurs when confusing the possessive and contractual form of "its/it's."

Bond: Making fun of 90s pop culture items has become it's own internet meme.

G$: evidently, so has the apostro-fail

by TJO April 10, 2009

Apology Sex

Is when a guy makes love to his angry lover as an apology by bringing back the excitement.

After having apology sex, Taylor forgives Kyle for cheating.

by Grandpa Smith July 29, 2009

Tit apology

where a woman who to apologise to her friends who happen to be men or any other men shows her tits.

man: you put a dent in my car.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.

by Deep blue 2012 October 7, 2009

Apoorv

General term to describe an indian guy who's got a way with indian ladies, plays a sport, and is ridiculously smart. basically, an indian badass

Example: Apoorv Kumar

by anotherkumar May 21, 2007

apostrophobia

Fear of the misuse of apostrophes when added to the plural version of a word, especially an acronym.

I have a recurring nightmare that in the future I will be the only person in the world with apostrophobia: everyone spells the plural of PC as PC's.

by baspring June 19, 2009

Apooh

Used to replace bullshit or to say "I can't even do it"

-Hey, can you grab me some grape drink?
-Apooh!

by Ty Ty Jenks October 21, 2009