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Amerie

Singer Amerie is the daughter of a Korean mother and an African-American father who was a career military member. She grew up on bases from Alaska to Germany, meanwhile gaining an appreciation of the classical arts from her mother and of R&B music from her father. She studied dance from an early age and performed in talent contests throughout her youth. After her high school graduation, her family finally settled down in Virginia, while she began to attend Georgetown University, from which she later graduated with a degree in English and Fine Arts.
"It's this 1 thing you did."
by s_N_double_O_P April 24, 2005
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American Standoff

A rest room encounter in which two stalled bathroom attendees are both faced with a desire to NOT beat the opposing attendee to the finish line (often called the flush line).

The courteous stall attendee will wait for the opposing, earlier arriving squat jockey to flush before making his/or her pioneering lunge towards the flush line. This thankfully prevents said lunge from becoming recognizable by two of the five senses of the unwitting number two participant.

A rare phenomenon, ironically called the 'American Standoff', occurs when NEITHER stalwart bung vendor have had a chance to advance their cause. Both sit in incoommodious silence while their equally taciturn cube mate continues to clinch harder than a vice grip.

The American Standoff winner is crowned with the crapshooter who is able to hold out longer than a fat chick at a salad bar, and more importantly, their opponent.

Kudos, gallant gastrointestinal gamesman - this flush's for you!
Hey Tim, you'll never believe how long I had to sit and wait before I won an American Standoff today. My lower intestine was more uncomfortable than a lengthy pelvic examination performed by a man with two wooden hands.
by Darrah November 8, 2007
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American Gladiator

The only gladiator game/show that doesn't involve killing a person or fighting a wild animal like lion or tiger.

btw, watching someone getting killed is better than watching someone getting their ass kicked on American Gladiator.
watching American Gladiator ??? I'll rather get myself a copy of Gladiator movie
by MasturbAZN February 1, 2009
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American Roulette

It's like Russian roulette but instead of loading one round you load all 6 and everyone dies.
Guys 1 & 2: Hey lets play Russian Roulette

Guy 3: Nah man, we'll play American Roulette
Guy 1 & 2: Alright, how do we play?
Guy 3: I shoot you all and then off myself
by fuckoffimfunny September 9, 2019
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americangovsim

A shitty government sim on discord with liberals that think taxation is theft.
"Hey, did you hear that DisguisedJet719 on AmericanGovSim is a furry?"
"No, I had no idea! I like furries so I'm going to join AmericanGovSim"
by tsihcrana May 4, 2020
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America is centered around

Gerald: Hey! Look up "America is centered around" on Bing!
Goldstein: I just did! It is correct.
by TheGigachadJew6Million April 13, 2022
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all american pyscho

someone who is quiet and seems innocent (guy or girl) but snaps at the slightest thing that pisses them off or if fed up, usually hard to do. type of people who shot up schools and businsses
i thought sam was tight, turns out he is an all american pyscho u see what he did to the dude at the party. spilt his skull over a joke!!!
by dirrty1 April 29, 2006
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