alma mater

An institution that has ceased to give a flying fuck about you post-graduation but keeps in touch in case you do something they can publicize or make money they can ask for.

My alma mater sent a donation envelope to my shack in the hood.

by FoxBat March 27, 2008

I'm almost ready

In a girls's language,
"I'm almost ready" means,

I have just started..
..so give her time..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "I'm almost ready.."

Peter : "Ok.."

5 minutes after..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "Ya..just one more minute..."

10 minutes after...

Peter : "Are you DONE????"

Isabell : "Can't you wait???"

30 mimutes after..

Peter : "We are so late!! Are you ready?"

Isabell : "One second.."

Peter : "I thought YOU were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!"

Isabell : That was when I was finishing up with wearing clothes"

Peter : "10 minutes ago?"

Isabell : "Oh..I was doing my make-up.."

Peter : -_-

by Lollica May 10, 2010

Almond Joy-Mounds Syndrome

Someone who is bipolar. Originates from the famous ad campaign for the candy bar where the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont...."

Personally, Susan looks like she is suffering from the Almond Joy-Mounds syndrome

by Luis H. November 19, 2004

almitra

it means awesome in six different ancient languages.

last night was so almitra.

by clumpkin November 10, 2010

Almin

The sexiest and most beautiful of them all. Always has 3-4 spare hoes and gets all the pussy he wants. He's to put it... The definition of sexyness. If u ever find an Almin, make sure to keep him a friend! He'll get u all thoose bitches!

Shit, Almin has all them bitches!

by The English dictionary December 16, 2016

Almin Almina

Almin and Almina were the cutest couple ever. They're very beautiful and cute to each other but they can also be very bad. they need themselves badly for themselves.

Almin Almina were the most beautiful persons i've ever seen

by neznambre January 3, 2017

Bruce Almighty

1. A biopic about Bruce Campbell. Starring Jim Carey as Bruce Campbell and Morgan Freeman as God.

2. Nickname of b-movie icon Bruce Campbell.

1. Guy 1: I don't think Bruce Almighty is about Bruce Campbell, dude.

Guy 2: You shut your whore mouth if you think you can besmirch the good name of Bruce Campbell.

2. Bruce Campbell killed so many demons, hell spawns, zombies, and just general ugly things that he shall henceforth be know as Bruce Almighty.

by Ram Saimi February 22, 2012