Alfie

a guy who runs a memepage to show he is funny but isnt
he is an alfie
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All Alfie's are pro mountain bikers.
They shred the gnar every single day. The coolest person in the group, they are probably a spastic and have a screw loose.
Alfie is such a spastic
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thinks he’s untouchable, thinks he’s too hot to handle x
alfie is prestige
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Alfie is definitely a man that gives off big dick energy. He is gentle and kind but is a devil under the sheets. If you have an Alfie, keep him.
“Who is he? Do you see that thing poking out his joggers.”
“That’s ALFIE!”
by Bobtheminion October 03, 2022
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Some brummy who only speaks in quotes or lyrics
"Hi Alfie!"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"
by mankdjuad July 24, 2022
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Alfie

An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it

The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger
Friend: that spider is very small

Alfie: yes like my cock

Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up
by Viperanusball November 25, 2021
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doing absoolutely fucking nothing
Person 1 : im just watching youtube at home
Person 2 : you’re doing an alfie
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