he is an alfie
by gayygayygayyassassass April 05, 2022
All Alfie's are pro mountain bikers.
They shred the gnar every single day. The coolest person in the group, they are probably a spastic and have a screw loose.
They shred the gnar every single day. The coolest person in the group, they are probably a spastic and have a screw loose.
by Autisticsclub69 November 15, 2022
alfie is prestige
by hippyhoppyboppy August 18, 2024
Alfie is definitely a man that gives off big dick energy. He is gentle and kind but is a devil under the sheets. If you have an Alfie, keep him.
by Bobtheminion October 03, 2022
"Hi Alfie!"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"
by mankdjuad July 24, 2022
An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it
The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger
The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger
Friend: that spider is very small
Alfie: yes like my cock
Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up
Alfie: yes like my cock
Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up
by Viperanusball November 25, 2021
by Big Lampost August 15, 2020