Milf

Your mom

Damn your mom is so hot. She's a milf

by Indraxxhd October 18, 2021

MILF

Moms I’d Like To Fuck

Gianky’s mom is a Milf.

by The Straightest Man Alive August 22, 2019

Milf

M: Man
I: I

L: love

F: friends

Zookeeper: bro that lady is such a nice milf

Tiger: you gonna feed me or what?

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.

Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.

by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013

Milf

Man I love (to) fish, Adjative. Mainly used by rednecks and hillbillies to describe their love for fishing, or for banging someone else's mother. But that's on a different acronym.

(Milf): Man I love to fish
Joe: Man I'm a Milf
Bob: You're a mom I'd like to fuck??

Joe: No man, I love to fish.

by Skaterdude1993 August 9, 2016

MILF

Mono Islamic liberation front

Next time your sons friends call you that just think of all the Mono Islamic liberation fronts

Son Friend 1: You one fine ass milf let me smack yo big ass, BITCH!

Son friend 2: Yea I would fuck the shit out of you milf

You: Yes I also love the sharing of mono Islamic liberation fronts *Smiles and nods*

by NiggerSlaya69-420-911 May 3, 2018

Milf

A milf is a smokin’ hot mom. Like 10/10. They usually have a kid named Bradley or Cyrus or something. But dang what a babe

Bradley’s mom is a smokin’ hot milf.

I’d spend cash to get with that milf.

by Huge Brain 69 January 24, 2021