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Jacob

A guy that usually gets into fights and wins

Often has anger issues

Loves sports

Smartass

Silent when around people he doesn’t know

Gets over girls but it sometimes takes a few months
Guy 1: Hey where Jacob

Guy 2: probably in a fight

Guy 3: that or being a smartass
by Ice cube doc dre November 8, 2017
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A bad wanker who horny and loves Oliver
A wild jacob
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a dumb faggot who sits in his room all day eating pringles and playing minecraft. typically found wearing the same fucking hoodie everyday and bragging about his goldfish cock. most women avoid him because they’re afraid his terrifying hair, which looks like an 80 year olds pubic hair, will steal their virginity.
wow, look at jacob.
yeah he’s a FATASS, he’s probably going to die of diabetes when he’s 20.
whatever
by NOT FATASS May 8, 2018
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A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the Art room

OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
by Haviland May 6, 2018
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Jacob is so sweet
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No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:

. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers

Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
"Jacob, why the @%!$ did you sleep you with my mum?
by ApuNahas March 28, 2013
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a emo that wants to kill himself
jacob a person is a gay emo that wants attention and wants to commit succide
by bb123mike1 March 25, 2017
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