farming likes

To type something on a forum or comment section in an attempt to get a large amount of Likes.

You're just farming likes.

by frabrizio September 15, 2016

Shard farming

The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.

Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!

by Wurm82 November 30, 2018

Fish farm

1. A term used to describe a club or scene rich in females.

2. Any place with a high female to male ratio.

Hey Keith, have you checked out that new club downtown yet? I hear it's a real fish farm.

Once Bobby had matured to manhood, he was eager to check out the local fish farm in search of some fresh poon.

by The change machine June 18, 2014

Animal Farm

Quite simply the best book ever written. Tells the story of lord and saviours Old Major, Squealer, and Napoleon the pig. Based on the Russian Revolution the book beautifully illustrated the stupidity of humans quite accurately. Not only was it successfully as a sacred text, but there was a cinematic masterpiece of a film. Quite simply a holy and reverent novel that fuels society to press forward and changed the world.

Stephen: Animal Farm is a sacred text, I think it should be the new bible.

Tyler: I concur this book illustrates and changes my life completely

Both: All hail Napoleon

by Hctibtignirb March 21, 2018

farm lag

When you unknowingly spend hours on the facebook app, FarmVille, causing you to be late for prior engagements.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I would've been here sooner but I had farm lag."

by aks621 September 25, 2009

Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.

I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.

by spooledbrat July 10, 2010

Dick farm

When a female or gay man has a large collection of men's phone number with the sole intent of having sex with them at a later date

I have quite a large dick farm, I have plenty of dicks to choose from tonight.

by Lucolas May 19, 2016