Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.
by maklunky August 02, 2023
A person who spends 95% or more of their time on the couch....They eat on the couch...Sleep on the couch...And play video games either on the Phone or TV ....on the couch...they refuse to use sheets...the fact is the only time one of these people will get up off of the couch is to use the restroom (Hopefully) or to secure food, only to bring it back to the couch to eat it......Showers are very rare and usually in the very early AM hours. Getting rid of one can be tricky and should be well thought out.
Bill: "Dude , Jimmy has been living at our house for 2 weeks since his girl friend tossed him out."
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
by Stains and Smears May 22, 2019
I'm a deviant creature, If you know what that means. If you are interested in how it feels like to be in the company of a very feminine and passable CD, lemme know!
by TacoJackson August 25, 2017
I’m typing this here… this thing is a white creature it seems to be focussed on anyone who has the cartridge of the first TaC beta for Nintendo 64 it’s strange… I hope my mom is ok whatever you do DO NOT leave the house if you hear a familiar voice first check if it’s human before answering I am currently alone in my office this thing has been dormant for a while
We have not used it in a sentence once this is being written in 1995 this unknown creature is not possible to get a picture of it, it’s a white creature that stares into windows and use TVs please be alert
by Arthur1960 December 15, 2024
Someone who talks, walks and moves in a creaturous way. Normally these individuals stick close to walls and stays in the shadows. When talking its sounds something similar to a fox howling or that of some mumbo jumbo you can't quite make out in a sentence.
Eddie "Hey Joe, have you seen Ryan today?"
Joe "Yeah I saw him in town moving all creaturous, I think he was on something"
Eddie "His such a creature"
Joe "Yeah I saw him in town moving all creaturous, I think he was on something"
Eddie "His such a creature"
by Mr.TickleyToes November 21, 2015
a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ peiople resist change"?
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit
father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit
by Sexydimma May 03, 2012
by Unkowna December 14, 2018