BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES

by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024

Sideways merchant

Someone that takes pictures with their face at more than a 45 degree angle.

Did you see Olly's selfie? He really is a sideways merchant isn't he!

by XxSniperAssassin27xX April 26, 2023

Cabbage Merchant

THE BEST CHARACTER IN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER(ATLA). He is OP and the strongest. He honestly solos any fictional universe. The best character out there. Also means loved, frustrated, and loves cabbages more than family.

Wow, don't you just love the Cabbage Merchant.
MYY CABBAGESSSS"ATLA".

by Cactus_Juicy January 30, 2023

ceebs merchant

A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.

Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"

Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."

by z4//////1 December 5, 2022

vibe merchants

Stores and restaurants that sell feel and status rather than the actual products

Boy1 - Heard the new joint has some good food!
Boy2 - Bunch of vibe merchants! Edgy folks go there for vibe, not for the food.

by trish_ January 11, 2023

Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

Corner merchant

An individual who despises interacting with those at a particular function or party; one who will be at the corner (the outskirts or on the outside) at the party who will be unlikely to interact with women in particular. This individual despises being at the forefront, and will actively avoid any scenario that will cause him to retreat from the corner of safety in which his interaction with 1 or 2 of his similarly awkward friends would be voided and he his forces to talk to women he does not know. This phenomenon can be found in low tier fraternities at various United States Fraternities. This individual will fail to find a girl interest in him unless force fed at least a minimum of 8 shots and instructed to interact with women

Yo, that guy is being a huge corner merchant bro. He hasn’t talked to a chick in at least a semester.

by Rattler31 December 14, 2023