Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.
She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.
by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022
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Cap Merchant

Someone who is constantly known for lying and not standing by their word.
Me: you online tonight?

Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm

*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!
by Frostiee2209 June 27, 2022
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Merchant

"That merchant guy is strange"
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Merchant

One who deals, reals and steals hoes.
Hahaha, That kid is a merchant; always playing those poor girls”
by Liam Chain July 28, 2024
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Merchant

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly, or Relies on it
Jacob is a Time Trial Merchant
by ibalsmamicdog July 28, 2023
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Resident Merchant

A Venetian* resident merchant is one who is often found in all walks of life, but majorly in areas of potential power, and is one who uses his knowledge to keep non-merchants in a stasis of unproductive activity.
Often, he tries to prevent unpopular truths from being known so that only merchants may gain and maintain power.
"I was talking about making money at my job and resident merchant told me that making money was useless and that I should volunteer for transsexuals instead"
"There's always a resident merchant lurking. I told you to beware.."
by dirgistan May 13, 2015
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Child Merchant

Aye that boy William a Child Merchant
by zooted_official March 15, 2022
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