Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.

I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

kardashian curse

curse as known to be ignorant, selfish driven by money

person 1:Kanye has the kardashian curse
person 2: nah dip! he voted for trump

by Humblis Kumaresh January 17, 2017

kinky kardashians

the four best of friends. 1 the one who cats for every boy in the year above. 2 the one who smokes too much pot then wonders why she’s broke. 3 the one who’s a quirky lesbian. 4 the one who gives out life advice but doesn’t stick to it herself

oh have you heard about the kinky kardashians? i wish we were as cool as them!!!

by bigw1lly101 May 2, 2020

The Kardashian effect

It's when someone complains about how hard they have it, not to get OR take the help offered, but just simply because they want to get attention and create drama to show how hard they think they think they have it.

Especially useful on social media

Example: I’m stuck on the freeway car broken down, no one for miles, kids screaming in the back seat, my eldest has a disability and doesn’t understand and I have no mobile service but it dropped in enough to post this 😰

Response: Help offered by multiple people all turned down with the ‘ill solider on’, it’ll be ok’ or ‘this is my life I’m used to it’. And yet they can keep responding to said posts/texts. Oh, your suffering from the kardashian effect!

by Hsrat28 September 23, 2018

Kardashian-figured

To have a body figure that looks like a wisdom tooth from the waist dow

That person is kardashian-figured!

by @sowhatisaidit October 14, 2018

Kardashian

A person who runs directly into oncoming traffic, but tries to avoid being hit at the last second.

"Took many Kardashians will spoil the dash board of your car!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO August 15, 2023

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is a serious illness discovered in Calabasas when Kris Jenner gave birth to this disease in 1850. This disease includes having a shopping kink and getting married 5 times in 1 year and divorcing after 72 days.

Jenny: “Stacy is acting autistic”
Amber: “She’s got the Kim Kardashian!”
Jenny: “Ouch that’s worse than cancer”

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022