Chris

A fucking weird ass simp who tries to impress girls by luring them but inevitably getting dubbed

Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!

by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020

chris

shortened name for a vagina often part of the lqbtq+ community

woman-my chris is hurting

Im coming out the closet I am a chris

by gingers can die October 13, 2021

Chris

Type of person who is really funny and sometimes shits in the shower.

“Do you know Chris”
“Showershitter Chris”

by Fattyjuicypussy June 17, 2020

Chris

Chris is a mega simp

You see that dude Chris, yeah he's a huge simp

by Samuel Playz June 25, 2020

Chris

Chris will have an existential crisis for no reason randomly. Chris is funny and really Big Brain but will criticize you on the smallest of things. CHRIS IS CHING CHONG AS FUCK

Hey chris hows it going
Chris: i feel dead inside

by Tangy_TicTac LIVE November 2, 2020

Chris

Chris is a wonderful person and I love him

I love you Chris

by Kazutora November 21, 2021

Chris

An amazing guy that most likely has brown hair. His genitals are so large they exceed the size of a Dallans genitals.

I bet he is such a chris.

by Exopenarium February 26, 2019