A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.
This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.
Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.
This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.
Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.
by BzBurger February 07, 2010
At erikas after prom party Ashley and Phil wanted to fuck. Their friend kaitlyn didnt want them to and started to cock block phil. Then drunk Sipes came up from the basement and pulled kaitlyn away from phil and ashley so they can get to it. Sipes was the cock block blocker hookin phil up with some pussy that night.
by Sipes May 16, 2005
1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.
2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
OR
2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
OR
2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
by PrincessR December 08, 2009
The Ass Blocker 3000 is the third generation of the Ass Blocker tools, used to thwart off Bubbas, or 7ft tall homosexuals who will do anything to fill you ass with their cum.
The Ass Blocker 3000 impliments a new fully functional 360 degrees protection system run by the Gyro Gorge software to block all penetration from your anus, keeping you happy and un-raped.
The Ass Blocker 3000 will hit stores and prisons in Q4 2008.
The Ass Blocker 3000 impliments a new fully functional 360 degrees protection system run by the Gyro Gorge software to block all penetration from your anus, keeping you happy and un-raped.
The Ass Blocker 3000 will hit stores and prisons in Q4 2008.
The Ass Blocker 3000 totally saved my life man, the Bubba didn't know what he had coming.
Dude, without the Ass Blocker 3000, I'd be shitting cum right now.
Dude, without the Ass Blocker 3000, I'd be shitting cum right now.
by anoyomous69 June 14, 2008
tighter underwear wore underneath looser fitting swimming shorts, to prevent n r b's
spoken: pop up blockers.
spoken: pop up blockers.
"That old dude forgot about his pop-up blockers..sick."
dude 1:"why do you wear tighties man?", dude 2:" dont be such a T-box, theyre just my pop-up blockers."
dude 1:"why do you wear tighties man?", dude 2:" dont be such a T-box, theyre just my pop-up blockers."
by 6IXTY 1NE July 25, 2006
When a man goes down on a woman with her period after he came inside her and then squishes the chunks through his teeth.
by Puckered Star Rider May 14, 2007
ej's response to B-words who are just making sounds come out of their mouf that have nothing to do with what they are really talking about or getting at...
sort of like a mocking a FEM-BOT
sort of like a mocking a FEM-BOT
her: so... like, wait... what are? i dunno if we can go... can you get me that jacket
when you are rich and fame-?
me: (rudely interrupting) BLEEKER BLOCKER BREEKER BRAKOR BLEEKER!!!
her: what does that mean? you should put that on URBAN DICTIONARY
when you are rich and fame-?
me: (rudely interrupting) BLEEKER BLOCKER BREEKER BRAKOR BLEEKER!!!
her: what does that mean? you should put that on URBAN DICTIONARY
by ej the rock star April 10, 2007