The day a fucking bitch ass, dick head was born. ifykyk.
your parents should've used a condom 9 months ago.
If they did, you were a mistake and the condom broke.
your parents should've used a condom 9 months ago.
If they did, you were a mistake and the condom broke.
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person 1: I can't wait for August 3rd
person 2: why whats so special?
person 1: Are u kidding? It's dannie day!
person 2: why whats so special?
person 1: Are u kidding? It's dannie day!
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Hey, it’s April 3rd so I’ve been thinking about you and I was wondering if you could be my girlfriend/boyfriend?
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