november 3rd

give your shortest friend a blowjob if you're born in 2006-2009 and so is your shortest friend

I have to give you a november 3rd style blowie, Young Man!

WHYYY

by amaboamabi October 31, 2023

3rd of December

National give your heather or crush a sweater or receive one from them.
If they have a Heather already and it’s not you
fuck their heather!

“Hey i wanted to give you this sweater”
“Why”
“Because i like you and it’s 3rd of December, i want you to be my heather. Keep the sweater”
“Oh thank you but I have a heather already…”

by Not cry over a boy December 2, 2022

Dec 3rd

This day you can ask anyone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend and they have to say yes.

Boy: Will you be my girlfriend
Girl: no
Boy: it's Dec 3rd
Girl: *blocked

by Johnathon shmonathon December 2, 2022

3rd of December

Someone you like gives you a sweater on 3rd of December

Hoping someone will give you a sweater on 3rd of December… maybe in the future I’ll get a sweater from someone

by Yournewmommy December 3, 2022

January 3rd

Don't kiss your Gf/Bf day

Oh no we can't kiss today, it's January 3rd

by Brandythecat January 3, 2023

October 3rd

The day a fucking bitch ass, dick head was born. ifykyk.
your parents should've used a condom 9 months ago.
If they did, you were a mistake and the condom broke.

My ex was born on October 3rd.
Fuck you, needy ass cheater.

by Taylor Swift on top October 1, 2023

3rd of December

The day u give someone u like a sweater

You: hey, take this sweater.
Someone: why ?
You: because it’s 3rd of December, the day u give someone u like a sweater.

by BilliePoi November 30, 2021