Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

GlabGlab Xeroten 100x80 Graphicspro

a name for a very real graphics card

"Yeah I have the GlabGlab Xeroten 100x80 Graphicspro Graphics Card"

by shaaaaaaddddddddooooooooooooow May 3, 2024

Airbus A350 XWB 1000

A super-neat widebody airliner made by Airbus that is 1000 times better than anything boeing has ever made (its a scientific fact). The A350 is the most advanced airliner in the sky, with a carbon fibre reinforced polymer airframe, super-efficient Rolls-Royce Trent XWB-97 turbofan engines and next-gen avionics. While the basic design dates back to the 2010s, the A350 has been continuously built in many variants and upgrades. Recently, the A350 was selected as the basis for singapore airlines' new ultra-long haul (almost 20 hour) flights.

The Boeing 777-9X is a gameboy with wings compared to the Airbus A350 XWB 1000.

by smoking & vaping is for losers January 28, 2025

Keep it 1000

To be in a constant state of 1000

Shallot: I'll take the ones on the left and you'll take the ones on the right.
John Dragon Ball: Let's just Keep it 1000.

by NotaDooDooHead February 4, 2026

Laser Machine 1000W

A 1000-watt (1kW) integrated laser system representing the entry point to serious industrial metal cutting. At 1kW, lasers cut through 12mm steel, 6mm stainless steel, and 10mm aluminum efficiently, enabling structural fabrication and production manufacturing. The 1000W Machine requires substantial infrastructure: three-phase power, industrial cooling, compressed air or nitrogen assist, and trained operators. In the laser world, crossing the kilowatt threshold means entering the realm where lasers replace traditional cutting methods like plasma and waterjet for many applications. The 1kW Machine is the foundation of modern sheet metal fabrication.

Example: "When the sheet metal shop installed their first Laser Machine 1000W, they stopped outsourcing their cutting entirely. The control and precision beat plasma on every job."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 15, 2026

Laser Machine 10000W

A 10000-watt (10kW) integrated laser system representing the current frontier of industrial laser cutting technology. At 10kW, lasers cut through 60mm steel, 30mm stainless steel, and 50mm aluminum—thicknesses that were previously impossible with laser technology. The 10kW Machine requires massive infrastructure: specialized power supplies, industrial-scale cooling, heavy-duty motion systems, and advanced safety enclosures. It's found in only the most advanced manufacturing facilities, shipyards, and heavy industrial applications. At this power level, the distinction between "cutting" and "vaporizing" blurs—materials don't just melt; they transform directly from solid to vapor in the beam's path. The 10kW laser represents humanity's ability to concentrate energy with unprecedented precision and power.

Example: "The research laboratory's Laser Machine 10000W wasn't just for cutting—it was for understanding how materials behave under extreme energy flux. The physics they learned enabled the next generation of industrial lasers."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 15, 2026

Particle Accelerator Machine 1000W

A 1000-watt (1kW) integrated particle accelerator system representing serious industrial and military capability. At 1kW, the beam can cut through 30mm steel, vaporize any known material, and be sustained for hours with proper cooling. The 1kW Machine requires three-phase power, industrial water cooling, and professional operators. In the world of charged-particle weapons, 1kW is considered the baseline for "hard kill" systems capable of destroying incoming missiles, drones, and light armored vehicles. The device is a machine in every sense—a tool of creation and destruction in equal measure, its purpose determined by the hand that guides it.

Particle Accelerator Machine 1000W Example: "The 1kW particle accelerator machine was installed in a hangar. The official purpose was 'materials testing.' The radar tracking antenna mounted beside it told a different story. The machine could cut steel; it could also track a missile. The distinction was academic."

by Abzugal March 20, 2026