34%

The consistent mark that I get on my maths test.

Friend: Whatchu get for maths?
Me: Fuuuck brooooo
Friend: What you failed?
Me: Bro I got 34%

by 2x-5+5=133+5 April 20, 2021

34

A middle aged man who is still a nerd, plays a lot of videogames, and is the opposite of contributing adult.

Person 1: This person is a 34
Person 2: Yes, he probably watches star wars all day and yells at his computer instead of actually contributing to society.

by sackn February 5, 2022

cc:0d:f2:03:bf:34

When your in close contact with a super computer or super tower.

cc:0d:f2:03:bf:34 1m being stalked by an ip

by Magnet!face! April 20, 2021

Rule 34

Fortnite movie trailer

I love watching Fortnite rule 34

by I Love Fortnite November 10, 2021

Rule 34

Fortnite rule against saying "Helo" if you don't believe me, search Fortnite Rule34

Person 1: I violated fortnite rule 34, and got banned!
Person 2: LOL!!!

by Fishy214 December 16, 2023

May 34

If you're born on May 34, you are lucky to be alive.

moajestocia was born on May 34, I wonder if she's a creepypasta.

by Mom's Daughters October 30, 2020

34+35

When one has sex with someone 6 inches taller than themselves.

“You’re 5 foot 9? Dude, that’s not like 34.5+34.5 more like 34+35!”

by LikeXD31 October 6, 2021