AFTER TURD

THE FECES THAT FOLLOWS THE INITIAL BOWEL MOVEMENT.

THE SLY TURD THAT FOLLOWS AFTER THE MAIN EVENT.

I LOOKED DOWN EXPECTING ONE OF MY LARGEST SHITS EVER AND SAW THAT IT WASN'T ONE BIG SHIT. THERE WAS AN AFTER TURD...

MY AFTER TURDS ARE LARGER THAN YOU.

by SLFMEBANE January 9, 2009

After Sex Skin

when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)

Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"

by CrystalMeth6969 December 30, 2011

After Grog Bog

An Austrailian term for taking a big dump after a night of drinking.

Oi, hey mom, yeah college is great, I'm just having me after grog bog... how's grandma?

by Wiley H. November 6, 2011

After-Bang

-Adjective, noun, verb
1. A certain style one might have after hitting a jump or rail on skis.
2. A look someone has after completeing a tough trick or a intense crash.
3. All skiers have this if they ride twin tips, very few snowboarders can have it.

1. Dude that guy had so much after-bang, holy balls...

2. hahah oh man he fell but that after-bang was steezy!

3. Man that guy rocks so hard, after-bang out the wazz, nice dude, nice......

by pro advance April 22, 2010

After Buzz

The feeling of being drunk again after recovering from a hangover. Will hit suddenly and unexpectedly and you will be off your ass.

Man i got completly wasted last night, i'm done with my hangover but now im gettin on that after buzz.

by drmarkdow09 June 27, 2009

After-Shocker

The act peformed by a female after receiving "the shocker" from a poor excuse for a male. It can be gesticulated in photos or as a threat by flashing the knee, as that is what will be grounded into said males testicles after he attempts "the shocker", and not lightly either, with an exceeding amount of force.
Aptly named the "After-Shocker" as it is after, and also a shocker of its own.

*Boy gives Girl the Shocker*
Girl : "Oh my God, what did you just do?"
Boy: *Laughing* "Hahahaha, gave you the shocker"
*Girl performs After-Shocker*
Boy: *screaming in agony* "Jeeeezzzzzzzz what the hell was that for?"
Girl: " Being a complete asshole, goodbye"
*Girl exits leaving boy writhing in agony*

by TheJustice123 March 2, 2010

After School Club

An elite club of certain individuals who wear their school ID after school hours. Some enthusiast continue to wear their ID's after they graduate.

These individuals appear to be lazy and forgetful, but have really been known to be involved in such events such as 9/11, and the "death" of Steve Jobs.

Initiation involves wearing your ID after school and writing a letter to the Walt Disney Corporation about why you believe the Holocaust was an inside job staged by the Crips.

Those who attempt to leave the after school club prior to graduation have been known to be executed or extradited.

Tyrone: "why you wearing your ID fool, you in the after school club?"
John: "Dun' worreh 'bout it. . ."

by Віктор Юлія November 12, 2012