mental erection

1.n.a feeling of bliss in your head when you connect with somebody in a way you never connected before 2.n. feeling of an erection except for mentally not physically

man when i was talking to that girl a couple nights ago we just connected i got a mental erection.

by godking superdum November 9, 2009

Mental Bleach

alcoholic concoction (I prefer patron and apple juice) that completely scrubs your brain cells clean, making it impossible to remember the dirty shit you did the night before.

I have no idea what filthy shit I did last night, I drank some mental bleach and its all gone.

by ralf ralfenstein June 24, 2009

mental blank

The occurrence of temporarily forgetting something that's in the back of your mind, somewhere. An embarrassing situation encountered when required to remember somebody’s name or when you’re a quiz show contestant.

Oh man! I thought a phrase to look up on UD earlier, but now that I'm on the site I can’t remember what the hell it was. Damn mental blank!

by Šteggs October 7, 2007

chihuahua mentality

Also known as the small dog mentality; A shorter individual who is exceptionally loud and aggressive - usually to taller people - due to insecurities about being short and presumptions about the tall person judging this.

This can be commonly observed in the animal world; e.g. the way a small dog reacts with a larger one.

David: Bro, I keep getting mugged by that shinkicker over there.

Bob: He's probably got that chihuahua mentality.

by dwarfstomps June 4, 2010

gang mentality

When you are an original gangster (OG) and you get together to gang up on an outsider together with the sole purpose of defending the gang no matter what.

Anna and Tracey are showing their gang mentality telling Brant he is not an OG.

by OriginalG January 30, 2016

Mental Masterbation

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.

"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc

by Marcus L January 1, 2008

mental retardation

everyone in my art class
they wont shut up
ever

Me: My art class are all affected with mental retardation

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022