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Spofford Pond School

A place where the girls talk exactly like the stereotypical way and the boys are only interested in Fortnite and sports, and walks right out of class to the bathroom for no "reason".
"Like, ohmagahd, she acts like a Spofford Pond Schooler!
by Tycho Nose May 25, 2018
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Pond Puppy

Nickname for a typical pond turtle.🐢
“I went to the park and fed the pond puppies today.”

Pond puppy, pond puppies
by Jim Spectre November 21, 2022
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To get muddy in the pond

Describes a situation during a conversation between a person from the UK and the US where a word or phrase is misunderstood or not understood.
To get muddy in the pond:

I asked him if he fancied a cuppa and he looked at me like I was mad. The question got muddy in the pond.
by Wavles March 3, 2020
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pond life

When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.
"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"
by JPuffer July 11, 2022
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Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022
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hippo pond

A massive orgy in a puddle or pond of mud, you may only have oral sex, unlike hungry hungry hippo trying to eat up all the balls. There is dicks and pussy's
Me and the gang have an amazing hippo pond every 4-6 days in the backyard. If your interested join in on the fun!
by hippo lover 666 September 22, 2016
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Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 2, 2025
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