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Marching Band

A cult of sorts
A group of interesting people surrounded by "music".
Marching band was both the best and the worst decision of my life at the same time.
by Chay4 May 18, 2017
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Band Games

Games played on the football (or other) field that make sense to band members and no one else, or are used as an irritant for band directors.
After a light rain when the field is slightly damp and other band games are exhausted, some band kids play the Art Band Game: they shuffle their feet around the field to make outlines of vulgar sentences and pictures that the band directors can see when standing at the top of the stands.

Favored types of art are things such as ovaries or penises.
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hand band

the world-renown band that plays when one has no other means of satisfying himself.

See also: Masturbation, whacking off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off
man, tell that bitch to suck it easy. There's always the hand band.
by bringinbacksuckit December 1, 2011
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Band Geek

The most awesome, and random people you'll ever meet. Bandos go to the games, outcheer the cheerleaders, and don't have any idea what sport it was they were playing for, or who won. They range from the annoying "popular" kids to the awesome random ones. To band geeks the bandroom is their home. They tend to have a flare for innuedoes, even though a lot of them are actually innocent. May date each other, or orc dorks. NOT choir whores. Bandos cannot even begin to tell you how not cool choir students are.
Hey could you hear the announcer over those Band Geeks? No, but they cheered really well for not noticing what sport the team was playing.
by mollifyinglyawesome September 11, 2011
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band flu

A deadly disease spread only amongst marching band members
The entire tuba section is sick; the band flu is spreading.
by Sensei Ramen October 3, 2017
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Band Camp

a place to get away for the non band kids who think you're weird, and a place to hang with your lovers
I'm glad band camp was this week, I couldn't wait to see Tom, and get away from Devon and Andrew!!!
by Phipps December 21, 2006
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Jazz Band

A group of awesome musicians who play jazz music. Some of the instruments played are: piano, drum set, guitar, bass guitar, trombone, trumpet, alto sax, soprano sax, and tenor sax. Sometimes there is a flute or clarinet. The musicians in a jazz band are usually very comfortable and confident in the music they play.
The jazz band is full of great musicians.
by Sasuke Hater February 19, 2008
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