Kris

A hispanic furry bitch that won't come out of the closet in home depot. Get a life kris you furry slut.

Mark: Kris drew more furry art today.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.

Mark: Let us bully him more.

by DocXeno February 13, 2022

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KRIS

Slang for a blonde drag queen. Usually tall, sometimes nice, and found around cities like Austin or Houston on occasion.

Typically has extremely attractive friends. Known to slip.

Look kids, that is a Kris in her natural habitat(a bathroom stall)

by versetheebottom November 23, 2021

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A owner of Kris Tv in the U.S.A called Kris TV. He has owned for 5 years and has a gross income of 500,000 a year. He made is the producer of, Having a Good Time.(a Kris Tv exclusive) and has a samll roll in it time to time. He is a B class celberty. But he is notorulsy bad looking.

Kris mazurimm has a small acting roll in that movie.

by Tv man1234242345143466 January 9, 2010

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The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.

I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!

by Kj7770 November 17, 2023

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