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Graffiti Ghost

When someone who is taking a shit decides to Ghost their wax pen hit while doing so.
“Bro where have you been!”
“Dude I’m so baked, and I left Graffiti Ghost in your restroom …”
by TavariousJenkins August 11, 2025
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Carpet Ghost

The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.
My friend's ex dumped him, so he "Carpet Ghosted" on her favourite rug.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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Ghost Lit

Ghost-lit": This describes a situation where someone who has been ghosted starts to believe it's their fault or that they were in the wrong. It combines the feeling of being ghosted with gaslighting.
Sam: hey guys, how's it going!
his friends: *ignores and keeps talking*
Sam: hey, hey GUYS!
his friends: *stares at him and continues talking*
Sam in his mind: aw.. maybe it's something I did- what did I do?

as you can see here Sam is feeling ghost lit like he did something wrong by being ghosted.
by somebodyidklol August 13, 2025
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Reverse Ghost

The sexual act of a man blowing smoke(from a vape or cigarette) into the anus of a woman, then the woman farts out the smoke, which is followed by the man blowing the same smoke into her vagina. Afterwards, the woman proceeds to push or queef the smoke out her vagina where the man will finally inhale the smoke and exhale it. Extra credit if the man can perform a ghost with the smoke.

However, the same process can be performed by a woman alone if she is flexible enough.
When I came home from work, I caught my wife doing Reverse Ghosts
by Lowkey_fire August 14, 2025
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Ghost posting

Ghost posting is when someone posts on Facebook groups anonymously, because there a scared little bitch who wants attention because nobody in real life will give them any, and they know that.
Stop ghost posting tough guy, you ain't shit, just a bitch made loser.
by IDMAYDM August 17, 2025
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Marathon ghosting

Marathon Ghosting (noun)
The act of repeatedly disappearing from someone’s life for long stretches of time, only to reappear sporadically when lonely, bored, or in need—often dragging out the relationship dynamic for months or years without genuine commitment. Unlike one-time ghosting, marathon ghosting is a cycle of using and abandoning, leaving the other person emotionally strung along.
She only needs me when she's at rock bottom and there's nobody else, classic marathon ghosting!
by Krackinrocks August 22, 2025
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Ghosted

a term used to describe when someone they have been communicating with abruptly stops all communications. This includes phone calls, text messages, emails, fax, video, zoom, carrier pigeon, western union, snap chat, and dm's.

These actions are usually preceded by many a broken promises to "hang out", "have a drink or two", "come over' or "catch up" on the part of the Ghoster. Also, most likely, pertinent details such as location, address, unit number, phone number, people in attendance, starting time, ending time, and probable prior invites to other locales are almost always conveniently left out of the initial invite.

The Ghostee is left wondering whether the person that was just texting them seconds, minutes. or hours ago is now alive or dead. Neither can be definitively proven just like the existence of ghosts.
Person 1 @ 10pm: Hey guys, Mark just invited us over to his hotel for beer pong and pizza.

Person 2 @ 10pm: Which hotel?

Person 1 @ 10:01pm: I texted him back and asked for details. Told him we're game.

Person 1 @ 10:02: (checks phone)
Person 1 @ 10:03: (checks phone and calls Mark)
Person 1 @ 10:08 (checks phone and sends hello text)
Person 1 @ 10:15 (checks phone)
Person 1 and rest of group come to the realization that Mark ghosted them.
by CaSINoBear September 6, 2025
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