Window-Washer

When a guy comes on a window and a girl licks it off.

Yo, that girl is so nasty bro, she did the window-washer once.

by Osra April 21, 2021

Windows ME

Shit

The big fat cat took a big Windows ME on the floor (it was also very smelly and windows MEy)

by EveryoneHasThisName May 12, 2021

Window

Clear sometimes not clear

Friend: I am looking out this window

by Smallwiggly69 May 14, 2021

Windows

‘Windows’ meaning you’re feeling anxious about doing something.

I have a job interview tomorrow but I’m feeling very windows.

by Mrheckles June 20, 2021

Window

A Person who plays both sides

“Bro You moving like a window rn”

by 🧟‍♂️🥳 June 22, 2021

Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.

Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."

by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021

Windows 🅱️ista

Windows 🅱️ista is the great os ever, it can even run solitare unlike windows vista.

Windows 🅱️ista is better than Windows Vista

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) June 25, 2021