Chris

hes so hot and awesome

Will C: Chris ur so hot
chris: I already know that

by will_xd May 22, 2021

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Chris Evans

The hottest daddiest man of all

Did you see that fine hunk of man Chris Evans?

by MrsEvans💔 May 22, 2021

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Chris is a person that likes to play with your emotions and shouldn’t be taken seriously in a long term relationship. He usually has some sort of problem either mommy issues, daddy issues, ect. They are very emotional and might talk about themselves a lot even tho they don’t realize it. In general Chris is not hubby material.

You: Hii how has your day been!?
Chris: Sorry I took a while to respond I fell asleep but it’s been okay.
You: oh okay what did you do today?
Chris: Nothing much just been chilling.
You: oh ok
Chris:...

by Joe_mama:0 May 24, 2021

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Chris

Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.

"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"

by garfield6969 November 2, 2021

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