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Trophy Shit

The shit you have just taken looks like an extra long smoked sausage and you're so proud at how long it is and that it isn't broken, that you run and grab a friend to show/tell or even grab the camera.
Holy shit!!! It's a trophy shit!!
by Nanny Girl September 1, 2009
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Shit Tray

This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.
"I shit tray'd the shit out of Buck's house last night, such a classic move."
by ha8o8le December 16, 2008
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Crack Shit

Crack Shit - The explosive diarrhea caused by smoking crack. Most often found squirted on the wall in an alley behind a dumpster.
-I saw this guy taking a crack shit in the alley again.

-Fuck man, that shit sprays everywhere.
by Arnold Pettibone November 8, 2013
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shit call

1. Being on the phone with someone while urinating and/or defecating

2. A poor decision
1. "I was on the can and Kelly decided to call me then. I couldn't miss her call and let it go to voicemail, so I had no choice but to make a shit call."

2. "stupid ref! the ball didn't touch the ground! what a shit call."
by Gooshyy July 29, 2011
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shit tattoo

area of darker skin surround a womans anal sphincter muscle.
originated from the thought that it is there because said female has not wiped her arse sufficiently over a long period of time, and the turd has rubbed into the skin. This thought was obviously incorrect. Term first used 1990, Blackpool

Apparently, can be eliminated by procedure called anal bleaching
'Hey G-girl, do you have a shit tattoo?'- cue verbals from G-girl.
by DanJJJJJJJJ March 28, 2008
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Flexi-shit

Time taken by a person on flexible working hours, at the end of the day, to use the bathroom before going home, thus allowing them to add their toilet time to their Time Sheet as if they were actually working for that extra ten minutes.

Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.
6 flexi-shits = 1 hours lie-in one morning.
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.

Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!
by LabMom January 21, 2010
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Shit Vomit

The rare timing of when poison leaves your body from both orfaces. Extra points for doing it at the same time.
Shit Vomit; Shit after vomiting or vomiting after shitting. It doesnt count if at anytime you leave the bathroom.
by Jebony March 6, 2010
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