Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025

Michael Okocha

A boy who uses way too much skill in soccer. He's generally a super nice and relaxed person
He's easy to get along with.

Wow! Did you see that skill?
Yep he's a Michael Okocha alright!

by Purplething324 October 19, 2019

michael scales

a simp

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales

by amelia07 April 4, 2021

Michael Moore Singularity

As a Democrat ages, regardless of whether they are male or female, they all physically begin to resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.

Rosie O'Donnell has reached the age where she is now experiencing Michael Moore Singularity.

by bonestone June 13, 2025

Michael Day

A day that is all about Michael, usually October 30th.

Lain: “You know Michael day?”.

Everyone: “YESSS!! I love spoiling Michael on Michael day!”.

by notlains October 30, 2020

Michael

Michael is a real nigga.

Michaels my nigga

by Jason Bolivian January 19, 2022

Michael

Hes a hot sexy beast of a babe he can be violent sometimes but hes hot dont miss out on a opportunity hes makes these gay jokes too he usually has a friend named Jadiel or Juan hes say men men men men men all the time too plus he is loyal and ofc he has a big black cock

DADDY MICHAEL

by ArianaHaverstraw May 4, 2022