Jake

A cute, freckled smartass who isn't afraid to say mean, but truthful, things. He doesn't like to hide his dirty minded-ness, and is usually gay for the homies (I.E. Homiesexual). Can be tall, but also can be short. He can be a gentleman when he wants to. He can be the guy of your dreams, or he can be your worst enemy. He can be really funny at times, but knows when it is not the time to crack a joke.

Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"

Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."

Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"

by MooshroomLuma May 26, 2023

Jake Girl

A girl who doesn’t ask many questions.

That girl is a doctor. Oh she is definitely not a Jake Girl.

by Jessetheboy April 7, 2022

Jake Citrin

A really tall person who chokes in hockey and is, once again a really tall person

Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.

by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019

jake

nice boy,,funny,,my g...

he jake my g

by tyuolplk December 11, 2019

jakes

opps; street slang for police

ayo, jakes at the door. hide the bud.

fuck 12. watch out for the jakes.

by Bra55Flam1ngo February 4, 2022

Jake

Has no girl friend or kids. Spends his money on race car parts. Can be found in the streets doing illegal shit with his race car friends.

Damn there goes Jake in that raggedy piece of shit. He still hasn’t finished his race car.

by Jpatterson733 January 28, 2020

Jake Paul

Sorry but you spelled the word "Dick" wrong. A "Dick" is a part of the male anatomy. Can be used as an insult. Other words for "Dick" are: Penis PP (pee pee)

Mr Johnson is such a Dick!

Jake Paul has a small dick!

by Johnzzqwf July 6, 2019