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Jake Paul

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020
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jake drew

the best man on earth about to be the best daddie on this earth wish you the best my jakie poo
alfie: your kid is going to die before it’s 3 on back of a quad (he’s gunna run him over)
jake drew:fuck off
by madeline miller 1233456 September 17, 2023
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JAKE E 7 zero seven 7

Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass
by Sykq April 21, 2021
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Jake

Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife
Boy: Who's Jake?
Girl: Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife
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Jake

Jake is an ungrateful bitch who will leave you for another girl. No matter what you do he will push you away and be a bitch to you. You can try to be his friend but all he will do is break you and make you cry. He is so ungrateful, when you try to help him he’ll say he’s fine then just go off on you. Don’t trust or be friends with a guy named Jake.
Leah: are you okay?

Jake: yeah

Leah: You sure?

Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*

Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.

Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass
by Immacrackyyy May 8, 2020
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Jake+Aric

An that song so jake+aric.
by Holbrark February 5, 2017
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Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)
Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald
by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024
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