by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading
Teacher: well how about you load it
Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading
Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
Teacher: well how about you load it
Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading
Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

Yes! You are! I am a profuse serial rapist & you may well have been one to benefit from me, but that doesn’t make you any less of the good person you are! I love you because you are a beautiful human being with a gorgeous body I love to use!
Let the utmost respect I have for you excite you and ignite your fantasies in bed.
I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.
There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.
I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.
You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.
Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.
You are a good person!
I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.
There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.
I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.
You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.
Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.
You are a good person!
by Bad C dev April 11, 2023

a: “i’m having lunch with todd this afternoon”
b: “oh, be careful, I hear todd is a dog person”
a: “thanks for the tip. i’ll be sure to keep my shoes on”
b: “oh, be careful, I hear todd is a dog person”
a: “thanks for the tip. i’ll be sure to keep my shoes on”
by goldfish cracker #34 November 5, 2023

by DNALIEN October 2, 2025

Known for being better than the 87th person. Speaks on behalf of the beast himself, icageforme. You know it.
by 88th Person April 13, 2021
