Boned

To be losing really bad at chess
she took my queen with a pawn? I’m getting boned here
by Totally real terms from life August 16, 2021
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Ham boning

Tha shit dat ribgy done it a tv show in da 2000s
HHHHAAAAAAMMMMMMMBBBBBBBOOOOOOOONNNNNNIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
imma ham boning youuuuu
by anonymous May 31, 2023
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When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.
“Ey man how’s your yeast infection

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich
by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021
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boned the pig

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.

The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."
"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.

You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.
by RiddleRider January 24, 2020
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Poopy Bone

A euphemism for a mans penis after anal sex; A metaphorical saying similar to Funny Bone except specifically for poop jokes; a Markiplier Reference
"Man, That really tickled my Poopy Bone for some reason!"
by Sydrad July 23, 2018
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Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.
"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "
by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016
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de-bone the wing

To remove the meat from hot wings, or to remove a used condom from the penis.
At Hooters the waitresses will de-bone the wing for you.
Later that night she de-boned my big hot wing.
by T-Bone16oz. January 22, 2009
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